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domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

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cvmfest:

ricotomate:

A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

what the fuclk did i just watch

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hannibaleatspussy:

melancholicdragons:

what if dicks had mouths

but robin thicke already exists

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marukobott:

if i ever misgender you:

  1. it is not on purpose i promise
  2. im very sorry
  3. tell me your correct pronouns and ill use them
  4. spray me with cold water

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kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

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stability:

nothings worse than passing up an opportunity you know you would’ve enjoyed because of the fear of being judged

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rajiikaru:

fxkinq:

bedazzled-seahorse:

ahmoses:

pax-caelestis:

i think this is my fav

i think this is also my 4th time reblogging it

best post ever

reblog every time

i used this quote in my english essay and got bonus points holla @ me

love this

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spideri:

literally all white people on tumblr

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the worst thing is when someone insults you and they’re right 

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cry-like-you-mean-it:

Need more blogs to follow , reblog and I’ll check you out and most likely follow you

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gingerblivet:

straddling-the-atmosphere:

onceuponabopper:

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

wittywallflower:

Writing is weird.

One minute you are telling a story.

The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.

or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato

Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.

what the hell are you guys writing?

Porn.

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"An entire sea of water can’t sink a ship unless it gets inside the ship. Similarly, the negativity of the world can’t put you down unless you allow it to get inside you."

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Goi Nasu (via amartii

*clap clap* best quote

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